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chicken tikka masala

Waiter at an Indian Restuarant: What will you be having tonight?
You: Naan and Chicken Tikka Masala
Waiter: Best choice ever made
by Jerry Boi December 4, 2007
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Chicken Tikka Masala

Chicken Tikka Masala - "Indian" dish invented by white people, for white people; usually likes to hang out at buffets and sometimes mistakenly ends up on an Indian's plate. To prepare, take some lukewarm water, pour in curry powder and chicken, and stir/blend continuously until all ingredients are dissolved. Add red food coloring if desired. Salt is optional. Serve lukewarm.

Alternate pronunciations: "chicken teekee masala", chicken tikh hai masala", "This shit is SPICY!!!", or "DAMN that's some good teekee CURRY y'all!!"
Waiter at Indian restaurant: "What would you like to order?"
White person: "Is that even a question?! Chicken tikki masala! I heard it's the best here!"
Waiter: "You mean the chicken tikka masala?"
White person: "Yeah, that's what I said!"
Waiter: sigh... "coming right up..."
by bubba666 August 24, 2012
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Chicken Tika Masala

When your bestie doesn’t have chips so doesn’t want her CHICKEN TIKA MASALA so your “Ted” throws it on the grass.
“Wow, that chicken Tika Masala was thrown pretty hard.”
by BESTIEEEEEE!!!! August 12, 2021
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