Chicken Pot Pie

The act when a man preheats a woman's vagina to 450 degrees and then use a "jaws of life" to spread open the vagina only to place the chicken pot pie inside for the baking of a delectable treat. One can use a personal size chicken pot pie to do this act to a man.

So I Chicken Pot Pied my girlfriend last night, and then we donated the final product to the church as a tithe.

by Masonjar014 May 24, 2010

Chicken Pot Pie

You wrap your dick in pillsbury pie dough and stick a carrot up your ass. She then puts canned peas in her mouth and starts to suck you off. While this occurs you proceed to spank her ass with a raw chicken cutlet.

"Yo fam, why is the pie dough missing out of the fridge?"

"Sorry man, I gave Bridget the Chicken Pot Pie last night."

by Mysticircle373 September 08, 2016

chicken pot pie

It is the best type of food, possibly the pussy of foods.

"Chicken Pot Pie is the pussy of food." -Daithi De Nogla, January 14, 2022

by StarbooIsCanon January 20, 2022

chicken pot pie

it's a meat pastry, you perverts!

Man, I could really go for a chicken pot pie right now.

by Lord Xeras February 01, 2011

chicken pot pie

everyone's three favorite things!

chicken pot pie are my three favorite things, dude

by d00000d February 13, 2008

chicken pot pie

When you give oral pleasure to a woman with a severe yeast infection.

Dude, my girl was feeling sick last night, and I delivered a little chicken pot pie to make her feel better. Now I feel sick.

by Sporkle October 01, 2006

chicken pot pie

when you eat while engaging in intercourse

i love to have chicken pot pie for dinner

by Jeremy-Chase May 24, 2008