collection of women in a business, social or other setting which impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.
Example 1:
guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?
guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.
Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
The Chicken Club is a club made up of a group of girls with different bird nicknames. Even though it is called The Chicken Club, the birds are not just chickens. The different bird nicknames include a parrot, a duck, a hummingbird, an owl, a swan, a peacock, a woodpecker, a penguin, a flamingo, a rooster, a chick, and of course, a chicken. Each bird in the chicken club has a different job for the club. Jobs include a president, vice president, secretary, treasurer, runner, artist, musician, and others.
collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.
Example 1:
guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?
guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.
Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
To experience problems as a result of one's own cunning plans. To be too clever for one's own good. Similar in usage to "hoist with your own petard".
"Britney, you're doing pretty well, keeping yourself in the tabloids with these stunts. Just make sure you don't end up injail or the nuthouse, don't wanna end up clubbed with your own chicken..."