cheryl cole 

General Perfectness. One Fith Of The UK's Largest Girl group and the topic of many teenage boys dreams.

Cheryl Cole:

Long sexy legs
A beautiful rack
Fit arse
Basically a shaggable lovely!

"Cheryl Cole Is Perfect, Isnt She Tom?"

"Cheryl Cole needs one up"

cheryl cole by Liammmm July 9, 2007

Cheryl Cole 

Fit.

Married to an absolute twat, rent boy chelsea scum.

Cheryl Cole is fit.

Cheryl Cole by twizz12 September 19, 2009

Cheryl Cole 

A woman who shows more style than substance.

She's so Cheryl Cole.

Cheryl Cole by uniqueunicorn December 7, 2010

Cheryl Cole 

A name pronounced when wishing to refer to a slapper who has ridden her way to celebrity status, utterly devoid of any talent apart from a few crouching and dog like positions when dancing. Warbles off key to the extent that special technology is employed to make sounds that resemble vocal noises but don't really, so the radio gets abruptly turned off. This only applies to radio stations that are extremely desperate to play such crap in the first place. Normally a nauseously looking skinny chav without a care for the fact that teenagers may mimic her and die of starvation

Oooh, she's a right Cheryl Cole...she 'ad Tony last week cos he offered 'er a tenner and a chance to sing at karaoke

Cheryl Cole by MysticMog September 21, 2011

cheryl cole 

A so-called 'singer' from Girls Aloud who spends 50% of the time gushing to the glossy mags about her skank of an ex husband, and the other 50% miming on stage and telling other people they can't sing, all whilst calling it a career.

Chocolate teapot, ashtray on a motorbike, concrete parachute, Cheryl Cole.

cheryl cole by judimanic March 12, 2011

Cheryl Cole 

A hot woman who is married to a prick. She is a member of Girls Aloud and loves to get it on with guys like me.

Dan: I banged Cheryl Cole last night boys
Gary: Meh.. I prefer that other X Factor judging babe

Cheryl Cole by B@d B0y October 17, 2009

Cheryl Cole 

A person that beats up/attacks bathroom attendants.

Cheryl Cole beat up a bathroom attendant and got away with it. True Fact!

Cheryl Cole by Cheryl Cole June 28, 2012