Chelsea

Chelsea's are the most unimportant people the world has ever know. If you meet one, watch out, she'll probably annoy you into friendship and only communicate her feelings through memes. Even god got sick of asking what's wrong that he just sent her down to Earth where her only comment was, " it do be like that sometime " you'll catch her listening to really fucked up indie music while drawing " soup time " on her arm. But if you ever want to date one of these beast you should take into consideration that they will be cold and distant, yet excessively needy at the same time. If you find yourself in that situation, goodluck

Hannah: I dont want to talk about it.
Riley: stop it you're being such a Chelsea
Hannah: * sends meme of sullywazoski *

by Fruitisforfools October 7, 2019

Chelsea

Chelsea is the definition of a hoe. She goes from girl to girl and from nigga to nigga. She can’t keep a girl for more than a week. She is petty and always starts drama.

Guy: you seen chelsea?
Guy 2: yeah she’s such a hoe

by Chicken tender nugghets June 20, 2019

Chelsea

A girl who doesn't know she is dating an ugly scary girl-boy.

Poor Chelsea, she needs a new man.

by Human101101 March 7, 2017

Chelsea

Chelsea usely a tall dumb biker whore with yellow teeth from the meth.

Chelsea is yellowed teethed from the meth.

by 927156617Boreworms July 30, 2018

Chelsea

Someone who’s bitchy and never listens to anyone she’s basically a Karen and hates dudes she’s a lesbian who won’t admit it

Chelsea is a bitch

by Rileybt40 January 28, 2020

No Chelsea

Variation of No Homo, n/h
Generally this phrase is used in NYC.

Term is a double edged sword which pays homage to the professional homosexuals in Chelsea.

Fake Setting: Limerick Pub NYC

Damian: Yo son these salty nuts taste so good with my creamy stout
Damian: No Chelsea

Marcos: Nah son I know what you mean these sausages are extra delishwith my sex on the beach
Marcos: No Chelsea

by Ronzula July 6, 2008

Chelsea~

~adj/noun~

1. AMAZEING to be around; worth a few laughs

2. kinda shy: not big on large groups of ppl; quiet around lots of people.

3. Loves the outdoors! p.s. animals too!

4. compassinate willing to listen; too picky when it comes to guys tho~

5. ultimately... has the best friends anyone could ask for!

6. all of the above~

Dang.... you definately need to be more Chelsea~.

or

Your such a Chelsea~;

by C--K August 27, 2008