Chefed

To be stabbed

Yh fam i chefed those yutes from the lane.

by Mfrombl June 09, 2018

chefing

1. the practice or skill of preparing food by combining, mixing, and heating ingredients to be eaten
2. cooking

Sarah is in the kitchen chefing it up for a dinner party tonight.

by LadyZ November 04, 2013

little chefing

Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it

Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines

by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013

masta-chefing

Pronounced as per masterbate. A reference to the TV Show 'Master Chef'. Cooking, or discussing cooking in a pretentious and self indulgent manner. A cooking wanker.

i couldn't stand the way he was masta-chefing. What's wrong with cheese on toast?

by timetrialer69 December 14, 2011

chefing me around

Chefing around occurs when excessly obnoxious over-deligating is detected. Similar to talking to Lumburg, being chefed makes the victum want to punch his chefer in the face. Chefs can come in many shapes and sizes-beware!

Boss walks past subordinate to see the printer is having some troubles. Boss returns to his desk in an adjacsent room and calls for subordinate. Upon entering...

Boss: "How we looking?"
Subordinate: "Huh?"
Boss: "Yeah, if we could take a look at that printer champ, it has a paper jam."
Subordinate: "Damn it, why are you chefing me around?!?!"

by triangulator23 June 03, 2009

chefed

Condition in which one is extremely high, where they are cooked, baked, fried, and toasted, and have the munchies, giving them the presence of a "chef."

man 1: hey how many blunts did Donald finish?
man 2: I don't know, but he is for sure chefed.

by Shell City February 26, 2017

chefed up

your so fucked up you steal something thats yours

im so chefed up ima steal my shoes

by cheff November 23, 2010