Cheezits Christ Share definition Flag The act of muching on cheezits after smoking a fat blunt, and swearing you see jesus's face in one of the squares. Man I was tore up last night and Ill be damned if I did not see Cheezits Christ again. Cheezits Christ by The Swheatley February 28, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Cheezits Christ mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch