cheez whiz

a thicc sauce made of cheez, made entirely out of Ryan Ross' milk

"you got the chips?"

"no, but I got cheez whiz."

by brandan urine June 26, 2017

cheez whiz

Artificial cheese. One chemical away from being seran wrap.

by Poopsy July 8, 2003

Cheez Whiz

A cheese spread, more commonly found in america.
Cheez Whiz comes in jars, tubes & spray-cans.
Source of milk: Ryan Ross

Hey you got any chips? No, but I got Cheez Whiz

by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 18, 2017

Cheez Whiz

The reason Panic! broke up :( . Ryan Ross was and still is addicted to the artificial cheese snacc :(. For just a penny a day, you can help Ryan get rid of his addiction. Please, call 1800-saveRyanRoss

Hey man did you get any chips?

No, but I got Cheez Whiz.

by Brenden and the Uries January 27, 2019

cheez whiz

Reason Patd broke up, Ryan Ross' sad, sad addiction. 1like to save Ryan ross and for patd to get back together

Person: you got the chips?
Ryan:No, but i got cheez whiz

by RydenMCR Howlter April 9, 2019

cheez whiz

BAAAAAH i looooove ma cheez whizz!!!!!
i no i waaaaaaaaaaant it!

"cheez whiz, you know you want it!"

by hobo powers August 24, 2003

Cheez Whiz

(1) Essence of pure cheezy goodness
(2) Common anal lubrication
(3) Cause of human suffering( i.e., sexually transmitted diseases).

nigga, u so pie! Now gimme tha cheez whiz sos i can git my dick in yo ass, mutha fucka

by oldscholluva July 26, 2003