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cheese cream 

Contrary to urban legend, this is not the same as "cream cheese."
Cheese Cream was thought to be invented in 2014, but this fact has yet to be confirmed by Wikipedia.

Cheese Cream has been known to be a substance to provoke laughter many eye rolls.

Cheese cream may or may not be an aphrodisiac, so be prepared when you encounter it (trial results have been inconclusive).

Cheese Cream is thought to be a main export of Puerto Rico, but it has also been discovered in large quantities in the town of Kinston, North Carolina, but there have been other reports of cheese cream manufacturers in both Missouri and the great state of Nebraska.

Cheese cream is generally a white color, but if mixed with the juices of a strawberry it can turn pink.

This is a magical substance which often brings friends together, fosters lots of laughter and conversations about doges.

Not directly related to "Sugar Glaze." Can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.
Wow. Look at the cheese cream, so majestic.

Long Live and Eat Cheese Cream.

Wow, did you see Deraj cheese cream him in that soda chugging contest?

We couldn't stop laughing; it was the cheese cream. The power of the cream is too strong.

She whispered "cheese cream," and then pandemonium erupted.

Such Cheese Cream, many wow, very delicious.

Oh my goodness, she is so cheese cream. I can't even.
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Cheese Cream 

Cheese cream is a special sex recipe. It consists of male’s and females cum mixed together with grinded goldfish crackers. Then you add white wine and random beard hair from eBay. Then the woman shits into the mix and both participants drink all of it.
Last night me and my girl had Cheese Cream!

Cream Cheese Toaster 

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.
So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.
Cream Cheese Toaster by acidonion August 31, 2016

cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.

California Cream Cheese 

Mikey: Hey Matt wheres that cocaine
Matt: Oh that California Cream Cheese??
Mikey and Matt: YEAH DAWG!!!!

Cream cheese pussy

When that pussy so good that it tastes, feels, and spreads like your favourite Philadelphia cream cheese. Cream cheese pussy is felt not smelled nor admired. Whether your cream cheese pussy is salmon or garlic, it should be generously spread on a lightly toasted everything bagel.

Booty Cream Cheese 

Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese
When Johnathan got some he saw some Booty Cream Cheese in his underwear