Cheeky Fucking

The sexual act involving placing a penis between buttcheeks, sans insertion of said penis into the anus. The penis is then thrusted between the cheeks, creating enough friction to cause pleasure for the penis. It is a cousin to titty fucking, yet somehow much more disrespectful.

Dante: Yo dat bish has some big o' titties! I want to titty fuck them so bad!

Tyler: Titty fuck? You gotta upgrade to cheeky fucking my friend. Imagine a hot dog between buns with extra mayo nomsayin?

Dante: My god, I have seen the light. I'm bout to cheeky fuck the shit out of that ho!

Cheeky Fucking by T Fury. September 4, 2011

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Cheek Fucking

The act of pushing the butt cheeks together and having sex with them without penetration. (must have a descent ass)

"She said she wasn't down for anal so I just pushed that ghetto booty together and went to town Cheek Fucking her."

Cheek Fucking by J G van Gass August 2, 2008

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damn, my girl really gave me the

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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