Cheeky Nandos is when one visits the chicken restaurant chain 'Nandos' with a group of friends (top lads) who are in a high spirited mood making jokes (banter). You are probably already out in town, maybe drinking (on the lash) and you may feel hungry (proper peckish mate, hank marvin) so someone suggests a meal at Nando's. Everyone likes Nando's so the person suggesting Nando's will be congratulated (you fucking ledge, top lad). Because in Nando's, there is a tendency to overorder on food or order food which is too spicy, finishing a meal can sometimes require perseverance and stamina. When one finishes a 'Cheeky Nando's' they may again be congratulated (smashed it lads, fucking bossed it). It is the spontaneity and high spiritedness that defines this as a 'Cheeky Nando's'. A Cheeky Nandos would generally not be pre-planned.
by Kanthandlethebantz May 21, 2015
When you expect to go to Nandos as usual, but find that the visit/experience is more impudent or irreverent in a certain manner, typically in an amusing way.
The experience may also involve a slight tingling in the spine or rear-left corner of the mouth. This is due to an excess of Peri-Peri chicken in the blood stream.
Users who may experience "Cheeky Nandos" tend to be citizens who frequently shop at clothing chain stores in the city centre (eg - Urban Outfitters, Topshop, River Island).
"Cheeky Nandos" attire tends to consist of Converse/Flip Flops, accompanied by Skin-Tight Pants, commonly shorts. Alongside this are skimpily composed Vests/T-Shirts. The user tends to drown their hair in an orgy of gel, and apply Botox to each cheek.
The experience may also involve a slight tingling in the spine or rear-left corner of the mouth. This is due to an excess of Peri-Peri chicken in the blood stream.
Users who may experience "Cheeky Nandos" tend to be citizens who frequently shop at clothing chain stores in the city centre (eg - Urban Outfitters, Topshop, River Island).
"Cheeky Nandos" attire tends to consist of Converse/Flip Flops, accompanied by Skin-Tight Pants, commonly shorts. Alongside this are skimpily composed Vests/T-Shirts. The user tends to drown their hair in an orgy of gel, and apply Botox to each cheek.
"When your Nandos is extra cheeky."
"When your Nandos is cheekier than normal."
Per. 1 - How cheeky was your Nandos?
Per. 2 - Not as cheeky as I wished, but I heard of a really cheeky Nandos where a teenage girl dropkicked a toddler.
Per. 1 - *A-ok signal*
Per. 2 - Looks like someone had a cheeky Nando's.
"When your Nandos is cheekier than normal."
Per. 1 - How cheeky was your Nandos?
Per. 2 - Not as cheeky as I wished, but I heard of a really cheeky Nandos where a teenage girl dropkicked a toddler.
Per. 1 - *A-ok signal*
Per. 2 - Looks like someone had a cheeky Nando's.
by CheekiPeriPeri December 22, 2014
A term used to describe Nandos, being extra cheeky. This term is usually used by fresh lads that have just hit up the skato, looking for some fuel to continue the day being fresh/10 ign rating. These fresh lads are usually found wearing a YMCMB snapback with some designer sunnies, skinnies hanging low, a tight shirt, vans and most of all, some 420 socks. The top dog lad Matt says "Oi lads, lets go have some cheeky nandos at 4:20" the rest of the lads will reply with "fuck yeah, sounds tops lad". These lads are usually around the age of 12 and think they are the most hardcore mother fuckers. After having cheeky nandos, a swarm of snapchats from these fresh lads flood everybody's notifications with a topless selfie saying "Bout to hit da gym, its chest day again!".
Oi crew, lets go out for some cheeky nandos.
Lads, im feeling blazed as fuck and need some cheeky nandos.
Lads, im feeling blazed as fuck and need some cheeky nandos.
by Fresh Lad Jeff May 20, 2015
A common term used by British citizens under the circumstance that they are watching their weight or their wallet and as such should not be attending the caloric overpriced venue known as Nandos.
Cheeky Nandos
Propagated across the internet by the misconception, misunderstanding and outright confusion of Great Britain's cross-Atlantic children "The Citizens of 'murica of the free" who know nothing about cheeky, and even less about weight watch.
Anger spread like wildfire across the dominant species of the Americas, the "Bareback-lardos" ( commonly referred too as Americans ) who quickly tried to censure the term by labelling any user as a "sub-human freak who just lost his masculinity to a selfie".
Their attempts however fell short for little did they realise the British lost all respect for themselves anyway as soon as they entered a pub.
Some examples of how a commoner of the British Iles would use the word 'Cheeky' with the word 'Nando's'. Note that 'cheeky' is used as a descriptive of 'Nando's'. IE the Nandos can be cheeky.
'I should be on the treadmill but going for a cheeky Nando's instead'
'Heading to Nando's for a cheeky one with my Gran's med dosh'
Propagated across the internet by the misconception, misunderstanding and outright confusion of Great Britain's cross-Atlantic children "The Citizens of 'murica of the free" who know nothing about cheeky, and even less about weight watch.
Anger spread like wildfire across the dominant species of the Americas, the "Bareback-lardos" ( commonly referred too as Americans ) who quickly tried to censure the term by labelling any user as a "sub-human freak who just lost his masculinity to a selfie".
Their attempts however fell short for little did they realise the British lost all respect for themselves anyway as soon as they entered a pub.
Some examples of how a commoner of the British Iles would use the word 'Cheeky' with the word 'Nando's'. Note that 'cheeky' is used as a descriptive of 'Nando's'. IE the Nandos can be cheeky.
'I should be on the treadmill but going for a cheeky Nando's instead'
'Heading to Nando's for a cheeky one with my Gran's med dosh'
by britFit May 15, 2015
When you finish graft for the day and you meet your crew in town. Yous decided to have a shop around with no intention of buying. You walk around Cex talking shit and cause a ruckus in Sports Direct, until your lad Daz suggests that we go and ''Boss MaccyD's'' and use your expired college ID for an extra cheese burger. Then your leader Hazza. Who's mounted every girl in byker steps in and is like ''Haway man lads, let wi hav a cheeky nandos instead before we gan to the gym for 40 minutes''. So yous all think ''Aye haz lets jog along to the gate then''
''Mate am proper clamming, let wi gan and get a cheeky nandos''
''I m out of job seekers mate, I had to pay me dealer back from the other week''
''Divnt worry mate, we'll gan halfs on it. just pay is back next week''
''I m out of job seekers mate, I had to pay me dealer back from the other week''
''Divnt worry mate, we'll gan halfs on it. just pay is back next week''
by GymRapist May 18, 2015
You are on the train with your mates on your way to the nearest city to go shopping. Then Joe, one of your mates, suggests that you should go to McDonalds. But then Nick, a proper ledge, like everything he says is pure banter, suggests "Why don't we all go for a cheeky nandos". And everyone is like "Woah this guy is an absolute ledge". Yeah everything he says is an absolute smasher. Then you all you out for cheeky nandos.
Joe
- Maybe we should go to McDonalds.
Nick
- Why don't we all go for a cheeky nandos.
Group
"Woah, this guy is an absolute ledge."
- Maybe we should go to McDonalds.
Nick
- Why don't we all go for a cheeky nandos.
Group
"Woah, this guy is an absolute ledge."
by HAHAHAHAHHAHidiot December 30, 2016
A MESSAGE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE PART 1: in the following paragraphs I will try to explain this British term to the best of my ability and knowledge. There is a whole cultural background that you need to know about before you can finally understand the term 'cheeky Nandos' completely. Let's start by talking about Nandos. As you might already be aware Nandos is a portuguese themed restaurant that sells chicken. The chicken comes in different spicy flavours with 'lemon and herbs' being the least spicy of all. Relatively speaking Nandos is a nice affordable restaurant in the UK which is very popular among young people. It is the next best thing after all your normal big known brands such as McDonalds (Also known as Macccers, which sort of rhymes with suckers) and KFC and all the fast food chains. In comparison, Nandos is much more fancy, as it a 'proper' restaurant. It is therefore common for young people to take their dates to Nandos, if they are really fancy the girl and thinks it's worth it. Generally speaking, Nandos is very famous amongst working class families for weekend dining and amongst working class youngsters for special events. Nandos has been running in the UK for quite some years already, so it is very well known. So now you understand more or less how deeply Nandos has influenced British culture.
by TheBanternator May 13, 2015