Cheek Lift

Lifting one or both cheeks while shitting to prevent the need to wipe afterwards.

Used first in 1942 in WW2 to prevent undergarment soiling on the field, the cheek lift was and still is widely used to this day.

Lt. Splathers: "Johnson! You shit in the foxhole without paper? I suppose you used your hand that you shake mine with, maggot."

Cpl. Williams: "No Sir."

Lt. Splathers: "WELL?"

Cpl. Williams: "Just a cheek lift"

Cheek Lift by JingoBellsSanduskySmells December 31, 2011

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Lift cheek

The act of breaking wind from ones rectum.

Gary just lift cheek I would not go near him for some time.

Lift cheek by Shnabby September 2, 2023

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Related Words

Cheek Lift • cheek lifting • Lift cheek • lift one cheek • cheeklifter • cheek IT • cheek leak • cheek time • cheek bones • cheek buster(s)

lift one cheek

When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.

"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."

"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."

lift one cheek by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008

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cheek lifting

The act of lifting your butt cheeks up to relieve flatulence.

Cheek lifting is so very in vogue.

cheek lifting by lifter on November 12, 2015

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Cheek Lifter

Someone who farts in inappropriate situations.

"I am such a Cheek lifter when I'm in the elevator..."

Cheek Lifter by eugooglie February 3, 2010

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cheeklifter

The act of lifting up a butt cheek while sitting in order to rip an explosive fart.

Hey Buddy, did you hear (or smell) that cheeklifter I just ripped?

cheeklifter by GrandeCaca August 30, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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