someone who can't play cards. He'll leave 20 half full beers all over the patio and say things like 'your dicks out' and 'bo kay'. Never trust a chassity sloth!
Let's go Chassity sloth! Throw a card, its your fucking turn
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).