Charles Dickens 

Rap word for penis, used when it's useful for rhyming. Rarely used.

"I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens... bitch."

- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)

Charles Dickens by Chris G. November 12, 2004

Charles Dickens 

A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.

A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:

• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book

Charles Dickens by kleptonin April 25, 2004

Charles Dickens 

One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.

I just read a book by Charles Dickens!

Charles Dickens by dickensfreak February 18, 2011

Charles Dickens 

A man whose sole purpose in life was to write books that would in the future make children in schools feel very bored and sleepy and torment high schoolers forever.

charles dickens

Charles Dickens by thegirlinthegreenscarf April 26, 2010

Charles Dickens 

An asshole author, who saw into the future and wrote shitty books to punish young souls. Ex: A Tale of Two Shitheads (Cities)

guy 1: Dude yesterday i finally finished sparknoting A Tale of Two Cities. It sucked!
guy 2: I know man, if Charles Dickens (Dickhead) was still alive, i would shove his books up his ass.

Charles Dickens by dopeboy10 February 11, 2009

charles dickens 

EVIL!

he also wrote great expectations, a book about retards in London. And Pip, the biggest jerk to walk the fictional planet.

person: yur acting pretty charles dickens man.

other person: yeah sorry, it's my period. >.>

charles dickens by cybermachine March 27, 2009

Charles Dickens 

When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate

Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring
Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom
Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier

Charles Dickens by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019