by mygsidolkick September 5, 2019
The act of being so drunk that your eyes start to drift in opposite directions. Often occurs when you are blacked out.
by Something Ghetto July 7, 2019
Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of sleep, anxiety, sore feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon Line."
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
-Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...
by El whisperer February 12, 2013
A person who manages to blend in among other bitches by acting bitchy. However they are usually a good person at heart.
Guy 1: Dude you know that girl Susan?
Guy 2: yeah shes a total bitch
Guy 1: no shes a bitch chameleon. Shes actually really nice.
Guy 2: oh alright. Ill be nice to her then
Guy 2: yeah shes a total bitch
Guy 1: no shes a bitch chameleon. Shes actually really nice.
Guy 2: oh alright. Ill be nice to her then
by lalalalalalabitch12638006421 February 18, 2014
Guy1: I didn't even recognize that hooker was an undercover cop!
Guy2: Yeah, she was totally chameleonating.
Guy2: Yeah, she was totally chameleonating.
by Olivia Blackwell May 16, 2011
Being a chameleon means that you can easily adapt into different situations while still being yourself.
tony is being a chameleon, he goes along well with so many different people, but is somehow still himself..
by SaraLeclercq May 14, 2022
View chameleon changed her name to sound more accepting amongst her fake coworkers and defied her true bigot self.
by Chippy Chief September 23, 2022