Take 2:
Over-engineered drug that is barely functional but is released to the trade anyway. Side effects include raw buttocks, depression, lack of
sleep, anxiety, sore
feet, knees, and/or gastrointestinal discomfort. Actual results about 45%, but was advertised to deliver 75%+. Named chameleon because of its flexibility, but in actuality, it's as nimble as a battleship in a swimming pool. Effective in treatment only if the
one mythical creature who designed it is available for 24/7 technical support. No
one has actually seen this being, rumors circulate about it being a
unicorn. Some believe chameleon line becomes more effective when users call the hotline to report their symptoms 2 to 12 times per
day. Hotline help agents inform patients that they the reason they
see no improvement is because they have no urgency to get better.
"
Timmy, you've responded well to our conventional treatment, so now I'm going to put you on Chameleon
Line."
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Timmy hung his head, knew he was screwed...