Cham WOW

A "Sham WOW" rip-off product sold exclusively at the Big E. The man selling it looks remarkably the same (even though we know it can't be him) and says very similar if not exactly the same dialogue.
The product is some super absorbent towel but it stops working after a few uses...

--"Yo bro, I thought Vince got arrested for fighting a hooker...!"

--"He did d00d, that's Cham WOW!"

by Nick Wedge October 5, 2009