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Dirty Chalkboard 

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.
What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.
Dirty Chalkboard by Tom July 1, 2006

Chalkboard Club 

A club, usually underground at a school where people draw problems, incredible events, or stories out on a chalkboard and his co members help to solve them or entertain themselves from them.
We goin to Chalkboard Club today or what
Chalkboard Club by Caleb Michaels November 13, 2003

chalkboard 

(verb) To exaggerate tenuous or dubious connections, as Glenn Beck might with the aid of his chalkboard.
Man, Breitbart was really chalkboarding about Obama running Occupy!
chalkboard by emcro September 22, 2012

chalkboard 

Having sex with a black woman and ejaculating on her, preferably all over her back.
Dan could write his name, as well as complex calculus problems, on the ethiopian woman's body, making her into his very own chalkboard; Craig, however, had to stick to piss in the snow and geometry.
chalkboard by Jafaar November 9, 2006

The Chalkboard 

The chalkboard is a popular sex move where a black woman and a penis is needed. First the the penis is edged for use of semen then the black woman is strapped to a wall for easy access. Then as the penis is ejaculating it is used as a piece of chalk to write math equations on the black woman.
She didn’t want me to do the chalkboard but I didn’t take no for an answer.
The Chalkboard by Komodo Food July 10, 2023

Chalkboard 

A term used to secretly tell one person that another seems to have bigger boobs then usual
"Dude, that girl is chalkboard today!!!"
"I noticed!!!"
Chalkboard by pSeUdOnYmduhhhhh January 27, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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