Chaldean Mafia

A Iraqi gang based in Detroit that traffics drugs from Phoenix and San Diego to Michigan. The Chaldean mafia, formed in the 1980s, is predominantly made up of ethnic Iraqi Christians. Also known as the Chaldean Organized Crime Syndicate.

Reuben: "I don't get why there are so many Chaldeans living in El Cajon"!

Liz: "Yeah, tell me about it! When the Chaldean Mafia first gained notoriety back in the '80's, Seven mile and Woodward in Detroit was called "little Iraq" in the press. Maybe that is the reason"?

Sam: "Yeah well they just arrested 60 bros at this social club in El Cajon...Maryam Athra! Damn what is this world coming to...where is my cell i gotta text my cousin"!!

Chaldean Mafia by ohnonotagain. August 25, 2011

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Chaldean Mafia

Chaldean mafia, founded in Detroit, Michigan then slowly moved to San Diego and Phoenix. It was founded by a group of old heads and a midget back in the 90’s.

“Hey ramos you heard about the chaldean mafia?”
“Yea I heard that they shot a couple niggas from sterling heights because they kept saying they were from Detroit!”

Chaldean Mafia by YonanFromWarren June 1, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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