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Definitions by Muffins.

Blumpkin bagel 

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
Blumpkin bagel by Muffins. August 24, 2022

Dutch chimney 

When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face
I wish your house wasn’t so cold, then I wouldn’t be forced into a Dutch chimney situation.
Dutch chimney by Muffins. November 9, 2019
"Lara was chaking non-stop on the dancefloor!"

"Yeah! Kayla wish she could chake like that."
chake by Muffins. July 23, 2009