Former MMA athlete turned ESPN journalist known for his amazing talking skills
"My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They say, '0.7.' I said, 'What'snormal?' They say, '0.6.'; I said, 'One-tenth? You're telling me I'm one-tenth higher than the average man? Re-test that - you must have caught me on a low day.'" (Chael Sonnen answering to a question about a failed drug test)
Ufc fighter “The American Gangster” Chaell Sonnen who was Undefeated, Undisputed, never lost a fight, never lost a round. With a record of 29 wins, 15 submissions, and 1 murder.
“Yo did you see how the American gangster, Chaell Sonnen Murderd Jon Homo Jones and Anderson Silva at the same time with not letting Wanderlei Silva get close?”
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.