Chabps

Someone who is a friend but you don't want to be their friend, but you don't know if you want to date them or hate them

"Oh Jay? He's my chabps."
"Whats that mean?"
"Well I either hate him or love him, I can't tell."
"... that's gay jon"
"...your my chabps now tony."

by Freakyinbedbutsweetatdinner June 11, 2023

I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.

"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."

by berries.and.cream September 7, 2021

Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who presents somewhere between masculine and feminine, often dressing in comfortable or sensible clothing
See also: Lipstick Lesbian

Amelé is a chapstick lesbian, she couldn't care less about seeming masc or femme

by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019

Chapstick Bisexual

Similar to Chapstick Lesbian

A bisexual identifying female (who dates whomever the hell she wants), cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen. Glam, nerd, etc. She is all of it at once and doesn't take shit.

#1: I can't quite put my finger on her style.

#2: That's because she's a chapstick bisexual. She does what she wants.

by OliveOyle November 16, 2017

Cherry Chapstick

A red or enlarged clit, due to sexual stimulation.

"I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick," said Katy.

by a funky little lesbian September 8, 2020

fut champs

aids, makes you want to die in a hole

Why isn’t John at school today?
He was playing Fut Champs this weekend

by JohnHarryBoi December 22, 2019

chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who cares more about practicality than image. She really doesn't gravitate to the traditional images of "butch" or "femme" -- she does what she wants, and doesn't really care how she's seen.

I prefer Chapstick over lipstick because the former is actually useful. Chapstick Lesbian, baby.

by rdlez4lyfe June 18, 2006