Century Fl

A small town on the AL line. A town known for spice and meth, here you never know what you going to get. A dawn of a new Century that is for sure here. I witnessed a fight at the town's main attraction Whataburger, bro was fighting his brother about which one was sleeping with one of their ol lady that night bc they bought the justaburgers for a special date night. Then the father walked up and fought both of them and said he was having her that night. Wow what a wknd in Century.

Century I saw the UncleCousin Father fight live @ Century Fl Whataburger. The winner got a trophy bag of spice, a torch, a glass bowl and apparently the winner got a night with the son, cousin, father's girlfriend shared tent. The loser had to watch the girls kids from the bench at Showwalter park. That was a spice and methed up night. Was told I missed the Brother & Sister fued in Flomaton last wk they was fighting over the daughter.

by TriCity September 8, 2021

Centurylink

The internet/phone service provider that advertises speeds far over what you get.

Exists because of having monopolies and people that are ignorant of how slow their speeds are.

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: Wow! I just increased my speeds from 0.25 Mbps to 2 Mbps with this new upgrade!

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: Aww, yeah! Upgrading from 30 Mbps to 60 Mbps!

Person Under Centurylink Monopoly: HOW ARE YOUR SPEEDS POSSIBLE!?

Lucky Person Living Somewhere Else: I have a good ISP!

by Person Who Has Centurylink June 11, 2018

CenturyLink

Actual cunts that steal your money and give you shit speeds. Basically Hitler but in company form

Man, CenturyLink Is a fucking cunt of a company.

by nickger January 25, 2019

centurylink

The absolute worst internet provider ever.

Guy1: I'm switching to CenturyLink tomorrow!

Guy2: Have fun in virtual hell.

by xdarkvEnom October 13, 2013

CenturyLink

The worst fucking to internet provider to date

Person1: hey I just got 60 Mbps Of centurylink WiFi!

Person2: you mean .888 Mbps right, because everyone knows that centurylink is the shittiest WiFi provider out there

Person1: fuck.

by A sad CenturyLink user April 21, 2018

CenturyLink

A ISP that gets sent back to the 1800's from any amount of weather.

Normal Person : "Looks like its about to rain."
CenturyLink User : "Damn. Talk to you lat-"

by CenturyLinkHater7 May 26, 2023

Centurylinked

Being a customer of a company that gives you half the product half the time.

My internet service provider centurylinked me for over a year.

by CenturyLink March 7, 2022