fireman's blanket 

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.

He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.

fireman's blanket by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005

fireman's nightmare 

A woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. The type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.

'Struth, did you see her face? A proper fireman's nightmare!

fireman's nightmare by The Xmas Grinch January 13, 2015

fireman's reach-a-round 

When one male firefighter rides another male firefighter's firepole while simultaneously feeding him chili.

"The 2015 chili cookout? How could I forget? Jake gave me a fireman's reach-a-round."

fireman's reach-a-round by The Sorting Dunce Cap December 29, 2016

fireman's blanket 

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback

"Yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman's blanket down"

fireman's blanket by Kez00007 March 9, 2007

Fireman's helmet 

a penis head. It resembles a fireman's helmet when turned to the side.

I showed my friend my fat fireman's helmet! It was bigger than his!

Fireman's helmet by Joe71444 January 19, 2011

Fireman's Special 

When you finish having sex with a woman with a large full bush, and immediately after coitus blow a load on her genital hair, effectively extinguishing the brush fire cause by vigorous pounding.

I gave your mom a Fireman's Special last night, because she was in danger of a full on scorcher.

Fireman's Special by Barry Chitlass May 12, 2010

fireman's helmet 

The head of a dick..

My gay co-worker Kevin always talks about licking the fireman's helmet.

fireman's helmet by Mark August 29, 2004