Catuspea 

I have no idea, whenever you say it, it sounds cool.

You smell like a catuspea.

Catuspea by Bwob July 26, 2003

Catspeak 

Nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. The presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.

Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.

Examples of catspeak:

This is too many breads!

Surrender all your nutrient.

Catspeak by Anonymous B. Tard May 2, 2007