cat stuck up a tree

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.

talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"

by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006

Busy as a cat covering it up

Industrious, hard-working, frantically accomplishing, hurriedly attempting

She rushed through her day, busy as a cat covering it up.

by Little Iodine March 18, 2008

shut the fuck up cat

when the cat doesnt shut up and you yell at it

shut the fuck up cat!!!!! my penis hurts...

by filipinolino January 31, 2010

"Cat Wrap It Up Like Gold"

1. To put the finishing touches on something; to finalize it. -verb

2. To do a fantastic job on a hard task. -adj.

The proof looks good. We can "Cat Wrap It Up Like Gold".

My goodness! You certainly "Cat Wrapped It Up Like Gold" for him. Did he like the finished product?

by PatBerkHtsNJ March 10, 2008

I'm [fuck]ing this cat, so shut up and hold its tail

The meaning of this phrase is to alert co-workers, on-lookers, passers-by, and anyone else in a group, large or small, who is in charge of a given scenario.

Bryan: Well, what if we approach this problem from a different perspective?

Debra: I'm fucking this cat, so just shut up and hold its tail!

by debra February 13, 2005

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Catted Up

Really drunk and messed up.

Let's get cat-cat-catted up!

Giulia got catted on her birthday.

by Shirata December 28, 2007