Cat burglar

A pussy stealing lesbian that always taking the straight girls away from the common man

It's tough to get laid with all these cat burglars around!

by Fire69 May 24, 2015

Cat burglar

Any male, usually not physically or mentally attractive, who uses his skills of persuasion and general manipulation to get girls out of his league.

How is this dude always getting hot chicks??? He's a total douche and dresses like an ass-hat! I know he's such a freakin cat burglar.

by IT Dept. October 20, 2008

cat burglar

A burglar who is adept at entering and leaving a house without being noticed.

The cat burglar came and left without the occupants even waking up.

by Sinistral February 05, 2006

cat burglar

a lesbian who likes to date "straight women" and get them away from the boyfriends.

Look at Cindy hit on that girl while her boyfriends gone, shes such a cat burglar

by bubba July 09, 2004

cat burglar

To shit in a litter box then steal 1 good dvd from a one night stand and escape without being detected.

I pulled the cat burglar on that chick that I fucked last night and now I have season two of greys anatomy. - Ken A

by Bar1der September 15, 2021

CAT BURGLAR

A person that goes around and steals catalytic converters. Usually at night and most of the time undetected.

I got in my car this morning and discovered some cat burglar stole my catalytic converter (CAT). (From experience!).

Most shops refer to catalytic converters as a "CAT" , abbreviated name.

by CWFF September 14, 2020

CAT BURGLAR

Someone who takes over a job from someone else and then happily takes the credit for the previous persons work.

Everytime she gets a job in a new winery she fucks off with someone elses silver ware. she's a cat burglar.

by nobjockeybender October 21, 2008