Cassie AKA esmeralda tacos

Someone that you feel an instant connection with when you meet, and then go on to give a silly nickname, yet deep down, everything about her is serious to you. When you meet someone like her, you'll never be able to match her energy because she's 100% pure and you're probably 200% a dumbass. You'll find yourself looking back at the most joyful times you've ever experienced in your life and you'll notice that she was there for every single one. Imagine, you're on a rollercoaster having the time of your life, you're also getting a massage while eating 5-star sushi and enjoying your favorite bubble tea, you're favorite songs blasting, and you're so overstimulated with the best feeling ever that you'll never be able to put it in words unless you write something ridiculous like this. But that's just the truth, she's the best you ever felt, that it feels ridiculous and unreal. But it's real and you don't know what you ever did to be able to deserve someone like her. But remind you, you're still a dumbass, you will hurt her when she does everything to make you feel better than feeling great. You don't get how you could ever hurt her the way you did. But you know you're sorry but no sorry can make up for what you did. But you'll still say it over and over again. I'm sorry cassie.

Cassie AKA esmeralda tacos is my love bugggg, I miss her so much.

Cassie AKA esmeralda tacos by I'm sorry cassie November 22, 2021

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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