This is a carrot. Idk why im doing this. its a random word friend gave me..... its orange i think.... im colorblind idk.
Person 1: Hey look at that carrot
Person 2: nice. its a carrot
by HisokasFacePaint March 18, 2021
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A alpha male of any decent or nationality who has large muscles, wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small, wears excessive amounts of cologne and has a small car to make the carrot look big and buff. Carrots can be found in parks and in gyms attempting to seduce unsuspecting female joggers with carrot-like pick up lines, like "Can I keep pace with you"
OMG I just saw a carrot fight ... they were both going for the door at the same time and stared each other down until the baby carrot let the bigger carrot open the door.
by Nicole & Lauren April 19, 2010
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An evil vegetable that is trying to take over the world.
The carrots are coming!!!
by Karamazov15 September 20, 2016
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What makes women beautiful. If you dont believe me, ask Louis Tomlinson.
Liam: What makes a girl beautiful?
Louis: ....Carrots!!!!!!!
by SOME AWESOME DIRECTIONER. December 14, 2011
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When in RuneScape, you go up to someone you don't like and perform the jig emote. A substitute word can be "Owned."
Djbabycarrot: *performs jig emote*
Djbabycarrot: "Carroted."
by ily blc November 18, 2010
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An orange vegetable commonly used to stick up someone's asshole.
On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.
by b-rett62436 April 24, 2006
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A healthy, low fat alternative to smack.
"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."
by ring_leader_uk May 15, 2009
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