Carrot Top

1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are Green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot

"hey look that guy is a carrot top"
"no hes not dumbass, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger"

by Alfonso The Pure February 26, 2006

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 10, 2008

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.

I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

“Ay man I got me some carrot top the other day.”
“She bad?”
“Ye.”

by The Man of Top March 13, 2019

ex#1: Dude Shaun White's hair makes him look like Carrot Top.

ex#2: Gina you bitch lemme borrow that Carrot Top.

pronounced jackass. The third biggest asshat in the world next to Bill Gates and George Bush.

by Kengou October 10, 2003

A semi-talented comic who somehow gets all the chicks

by dave November 26, 2003