Carrie Prejean

Miss California 2009.

A woman who claims that she is a good Christian by standing up to the devil by saying she didn't believe in gay marrige at the Miss America pagent.

Christians: Carrie Prejean is a good example to follow! She stood up for her beliefs and stood up for God even though she would lose the crown and get harrassed by liberals everywhere!

Me: I don't normally see good Christians prancing around a stage wearing a skimpy bikini with breast implants in a beauty pagent where the physical body is idolized in front of millions of people. I am also pretty sure that most good Christians don't pose for semi-nude photos, then act all shocked when they are leaked to the press. I smell hypocrisy.

Christian: But she stood up for whats right!

Me: But does she have the right state of mind? Has she really been living her life the way the bible would want her to live? Would you want YOUR daughter showing off her body like that and posing for semi-nude photod?

Christian: Thats different! The point is she stood up for whats right!

*actual conversation between me and this Christian kid at school*

Carrie Prejean by VoldemortsNipple May 15, 2009

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Carrie Prejean

A Carrie Prejean is a wicked anti-homosexual lying slutbag trapped in a beautiful woman's body. Also see bitch

If you searched up Carrie Prejean to find the perfect example of a huge waste of physical beauty, you've searched up the right name.

Carrie Prejean by Woger Wabbit May 15, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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