A truebubby. He loves other mens dingleberrys because they are also bubbys. He has a small dick and is a very hairy Shmo. He enjoys other bubbys dicks and loves to mooch off of 8th grade dingleberrys. Since he is a hairy shmo it means he has lots of pubic hair and it forms the forest
BUBBY!!! that carignan over there is banging hard tonight on those dingleberrys
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.