A true bubby. He loves other mens dingleberrys because they are also bubbys. He has a small dick and is a very hairy Shmo. He enjoys other bubbys dicks and loves to mooch off of 8th grade dingleberrys. Since he is a hairy shmo it means he has lots of pubic hair and it forms the forest
BUBBY!!! that carignan over there is banging hard tonight on those dingleberrys
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.