Carpenters delight 

Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.

I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.

Carpenters delight by Swaggy longbottom November 2, 2017

Carpenter's delight 

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

Carpenter's delight by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023