Carolina-Pt 1. 

Oh, when it comes to Carolina I don’t even know where to begin. Seriously I don’t,When you first look at Carolina, you will undoubtedly see the most radiant curly hair. If you look just below her perfect hair you will see the most stunning eyes, irresistible face that needs to be kissed everywhere and a perfect smile. Carolina is someone who may be reserved when you first meet her, she can be weary of others at times and remain to herself. However, if you start talking to her you will undoubtedly uncover that she has the sweetest heart and a soul that is made out of gold. Carolina is someone who will do anything for you, without expecting anything in return. Someone who wants the best for you, believes in you, supports you, and overall is just one if not the most amazing human beings you will ever come across. So, if you get the chance to be in her presence show her the utmost respect, gratitude, love, patience, care and support because I can assure you that you will NEVER meet a women like her. She’s extremely tough, she has experienced many extremes throughout her 20 years of living. Yet, you would never expect that in the slightest. She is the good in the world, goes out of her way to help others, makes sure homeless get something to eat when she sees them, she is beyond genuine and she almost seems not real due to the abundance of kindness within her heart. Carolina does all of on her own, which is astonishing. She just wants to leave an ever lasting impact on this world.

Stranger: Jeez Luis, Is that Carolina?

Derek: Yes that is, and she is my whole entire world.

Carolina-Pt 1.

Carolina-Pt 1. by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007