Carny Corns

A highly contagious STD received after sleeping with a carny

When Heather got drunk during the local fair week, she had unprotected sex with Bob the carny. When she awoke the next morning, she found itchy hard rough wart like bumps in and around her vagina. It was then she realized she had itchy crusty Carny Corns.

Carny Corns by Fecal Jihad September 6, 2013

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carns

1) a ring of stone
2) a college-age virgin
3) a jackass, a fool, a pritter, a dandy, a buffoon

Look at that carns over there!
Billy will die a lonely carns.
That carns Billy tore his sack while pantomiming sexual acts.

carns by Matt Troutman March 24, 2003

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Carns

Having 0 kills in a first person shooter. In particular R6S.

Oh boy, I just had an absolute Carns!!

Carns by DetectiveFrench June 1, 2023

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