Caringbah High School

Academically selective high school in Sydney's south, juxtapositionally (in every sense of the non-existent word) situated diagonally opposite Endeavour High School, perhaps as a bleak reminder to its students of what is possible when one puts one's mind 'to it'. Despite the bounteous, however somewhat meek (and in the opinions of CHS's smug, ridiculously talented pupils, "flattering") taunts and stereotypes which are supplied by the degenerate students of neighbouring schools in the Sutherland Shire region (which typically comprise terribly misspelled variations of the words "calculator", "formaldehyde" and "Hubschrauberlandeplatz", Caringbah High School's students pride themselves in obliterating and humiliating said schools, not just in academic feats (namely debating, public speaking and basically every HSC course in existence), but also sporting tournaments, the annual "Best-Looking Student Award", "Best Everything Award" and "Best at Getting Awards Award". Wegen der fantastischen Lage des 'Top-Schools', der auf a layer of clay (if you failed to understand that touch of German sarcasm, your IQ is under 170), the school's bottom annexe will host all 950 students in the not-too-distant future, rendering the renowned Walkway merely a thing to be marveled by future generations; a, historical place where older students asserted their physical dominance over Year 7 n00bz!

A: "Check it out! That guy is reading Jane Austen out of free will."
B: "He must go to Caringbah High School."
A: "God bless his sweet soul."

Caringbah High School by pens nizzle January 14, 2008