Cardinal wiseman 

A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students

Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.

Cardinal wiseman by A cardinal student January 16, 2019

Cardinal Wiseman 

A modern way of saying prison

“Wagwan with Young L”
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”

Cardinal Wiseman by Bumboozle April 12, 2019

cardinal wiseman 

A school thats smaller than a green bean and has way too much beef.

"Hey do you go to cardinal wiseman?"
"Lol! You mad😂 never. i wouldnt be able to fit in it😂"

cardinal wiseman by A person....somewhere January 13, 2019

cardinal wiseman 

a shitty school in west london with shit teachers and shitty students. teachers act like little kids with authority and the students are all rebelling against the horrid teachers (i don’t blame them) food is shit everyone says it’s shit but still eats it. teachers change when ofsted come. year 7s pushing everyone like they’re hard year 11s year 8s all wet. year 9s are bored and make beef everyday year 10s depends too much on year 9s and are all lowlifes year 11s don’t even focus on their gcses in a few months. the whole school is shit. irrelevant teachers trying to make money aswell. terrible.

girl 1: “what school do u go?”
girl 2: “cardinal wiseman”
girl 1: “oh that wet school”

cardinal wiseman by cardinalfreak28272828 February 5, 2020

cardinal wiseman 

a shitty school in cov where most of the teachers are nonces, the students have sex in the toilets ( the fucking cum stains on the toilet doors 🤮🤮🤮) and u learn fuck all

person 1: what school u go to?
person 2: cardinal wiseman
person 1: danm nigga, ur fucked

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Cardinal Wiseman Sixth Form 

An antisocial sixth form part of a roman catholic school located in Greenford, West London. Here pupils are assigned to friendship groups which they must stick with throughout the school day as groups don't mix, regardless of whether they actually like the people in their group. This is so that they don't face zero human interaction in the day. In this sixth form the younger year 12s are dictated by a bipolar Irish woman who is half the size of the average pupil and ensures there is silence during study periods, further supporting the antisocial agenda of the school. The pupils are divided into two categories and this is evident when looking at the demographic of the playground's sections. The higher part of the playground consists of basic teenagers going through a-levels who are too prestige to communicate with fellow pupils they have never spoken to before, while the bottom half of the playground is made up of coloured hair students with piercings that all do sociology and identify as a telescope. At lunch students are given the freedom to roam the streets of Greenford only to realise that 80% of the food options are chicken shops who most likely serve dead pigeons they've found in the area. During this break they will contemplate whether they'll enjoy a warm meal but face having diarrhoea when reaching home, or settle for a Tesco meal deal only to hear their belly rumble half an hour into period 4.

I go to the Cardinal Wiseman Sixth Form, my group were off ill today so I ended up making friends with the squirrels.

Cardinal Wiseman Sixth Form by EEEmmmzzz December 1, 2021