When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!
"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."
by Broham64 May 06, 2018
Get the Caramel Apple mug.Verb: To run out of toilet paper whilst taking a shit and use an apple instead, then leaving the apple for the next person.
Gareth: Damn Tom, I was taking a huge dump yesterday but there was no more Charmin.
Tom: Did you Caramel Apple that bitch?!
Gareth: Bet!
Tom: Did you Caramel Apple that bitch?!
Gareth: Bet!
by KingDaddyyy August 23, 2017
Get the Caramel Apple mug.A sexual scenario when you shove an apple up a womans bunghole, then shove it in and out repeatedly. you then take the shit covered apple out of the bunghole and proceed to munch on it until the core is left. muy delicioso...
i quietly shoved the apple up carries wide bunghole, she was unsuspecting but ended up enjoying it when we both munched on it for a nice midnight snack. :) Yum! Caramel Apple!
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