Car Gymnastics

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To have one person drive wrecklessly while the other passengers jump from the back seat to the front.
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.

Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt

Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts

Consussion - 10pts

Blood/Bleeding - 15pts

Permanent Damage - 20pts

*Wreckless driver speeds down street then turns violently*

Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts

Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.

Car Gymnastics by Concussions February 23, 2011

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car gymnastics

To climp up the front or back of a vehicle and run across to the other side before jumping off. Quite pointless, but usually leaves some sort of damage to the owner of the car.

I stepped in a mud puddle so i performed car gymnastics and left a trail on my ex-girlfriends slut-mobile.

car gymnastics by everythingyouwantedtoknowaboutsilence July 27, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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