Captian Browneye

Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.

Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?

Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.

Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye

by Captian Stooley April 4, 2006

captain Brown eye

An other term for a persons anus.

"Some guy just mooned me and showed me his captain brown eye"

by Wicked_M4 April 26, 2006