Captain Wow 

1. Someone who tries to act heroic or brave, but absolutely fails.
2. Someone who does something really pathetic or stupid, but thinks that it is really brilliant.

1. "Captain Wow here just fell of his bike 'cause he was trying to ride without holding on!"
2. "Did you see that? Captain Wow over there just sewed his hands to his shirt, and is proud of it!"

Captain Wow by Morrissey Man May 13, 2005

Captain Wow 

That dude from Shaun of the Dead

We are now stuck here because of Captain Wow -The least brained person in the movie

Captain Wow by Urban Dictionary Provider January 26, 2021

CaptainHowdy 

Cpt.Howdy, Howdy ,The Captain, Capt.Howdy

A highly Respected Member on RottenEggs.com, The Original Founder Of "The RottenEggs Mafia" that group later changed to "The RottenEggs Mafia - Reloaded" and now lives in memorys of many members.

CaptainHowdy just PWNED that noob
Howdy^^^LMAO

CaptainHowdy by Uber Leet Uknown Fairy Boots November 6, 2005

Captainhowdie 

captainhowdie is the creator of ranfren and the hottest man alive, he is married to donskey56 (alyssa) on tiktok

donskey56: have you seen captainhowdies new twitter post?
mib: YAAAAA he was hawt!

Captainhowdie by donskey56 August 17, 2022

captainowen9000

the greatest youtuber of all time bro, edited by the legendary Realtoblerone.

go subscribe to captainowen9000 - almaxei

captainowen9000 by urigta8eg August 27, 2022

captainowen9000

the greatest Youtuber of all time, making great content with his friend almaxei and edited by the glorious Realtoblerone

go subscribe to captainowen9000 - almaxei

captainowen9000 by urigta8eg August 27, 2022