(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
by merulian July 23, 2008
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When you get really drunk on Captain Morgan and Diet Coke and then get your dick out and start flapping it about.
Wow Danny sure was out of control at drinks the other night. He Captain Morgan'ed us big time!
by Booyakasha! March 29, 2011
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The approach of ones sexual partener from a rear entry position. This differs from the conventional method, however, in that male 'takes a knee' to position himself behind his partener in a fashion resembling the stance of Captain Morgan, spokesperson of the popular spiced rum.
by Marcellis Wallace March 27, 2005
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Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.
Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!
by Eric January 07, 2005
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having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
steve gave p-diddy the captain morgan, and he loved it
by browneye July 28, 2003
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What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:
by relive2usfate July 09, 2011
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