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Captain Long 

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.
Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.
Captain Long by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Captain Long 

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapchat bots.
Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.
Captain Long by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Captain Long 

Certified helicopter operator. On the side he will often be seen slinging dick to fake snapchat bots.
Captain Long was seen driving his cock helicopter for allie on video
Captain Long by Allie- Snapbot April 2, 2025

captain long dong 

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong

Captain LongSack 

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.
“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026