The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.
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1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show “Star Trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”
“That guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.”
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