Captain Kirking 

The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.

"I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years."

Captain Kirking by qtpm February 26, 2019

captain kirking 

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis

Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.

captain kirking by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

Captain Kirking It

1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show “Star Trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”

“That guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.”

Captain Kirking It by Filmgeek2112 April 20, 2011

Captain Kirkin' 

When there is more than one seat in an area, and one of those seats is much better than the others and you take over that seat and "dominate" it.

Marvin stole the best seat in the shop and he was totally Captain Kirkin' it!

Captain Kirkin' by KaosFreak February 29, 2008