captain fantastic

commonly used nickname for male genitalia

Don't talk to me talk to Captain Fantastic, he did it.

Wake up Captain Fantastic, I need you!

captain fantastic by shbenshkabob September 14, 2005

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captain fantastic

Superhero with the fantastic power of arrogance.

Captain Fantastic had an epic battle with King Ramas.

captain fantastic by timmy January 22, 2004

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Captain Fagtastic

A person that is
1. Incredibly gay or obnoxious
2. Has done something very gay to merit such a name.

"Hey Captain Fagtastic, try not to nigger-lip the bowl so much."

Captain Fagtastic by B-More Bro August 11, 2008

Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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