Captain Assfuck Share definition Flag Someone that is a douchebag to you or others and is very disliked by everyone My french teacher is a Captain Assfuck That bus driver drove off without me, captain assfuck Captain Assfuck by koolaidisgood July 27, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Captain Assfuck mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
