A variant of the dirty sanchez, performed when one's female sex partner is on the rag. While engaged in sex from the rear position (either vaginal or anal - your choice), a finger is inserted in her bloody snatch and a red moustache is drawn on her face. Tasty!
by Mike Oxlong April 9, 2004
by Guy_Who_Fucks_Hot_Girls August 11, 2004
by Michael *ocharla March 26, 2008
having sex with a female while she is on the rag and pulling it out and wiping it on her lip and chin.
by ando July 24, 2003
Kristin: Hey Bailey look an old wooden boat here by the Dredge in Sumpter, ID.
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!
Bailey: I'm going to Captain Morgan That Shit!!!!
by It's Bailey Bitch!!! January 19, 2009
A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.
by FoxxxyD February 25, 2016
1. The stance a girl may use to help slide a tampon in more easily.
2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
2. The stance Captain Morgan is doing on a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum.
1. I use the Captain Morgan Stance to insert my tampon. How do you?
2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.
2. Man1: Why does that guy have his foot up on the keg? Man2: Hes doing the Captain Morgan Stance. Hes got the captain in him.
by Colonel Dougherty September 1, 2009