When dumb people are describing 'canon', (the material accepted as officially part of the story in an individual universe of that story) they refer to it as 'cannon'.
Dave: Is that in the original story?
Mark: Just deal with it, it's cannon
Dave: You mean canon?
Mark: No I mean cannon! Boom!
Dave: *shakes his head*
by ItsCannon September 03, 2015
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a cunt that fuckes your mom evry night so watch your mom
i'm a cannon
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Verbally shut down, counterpointed by overwhelming evidence, or just zinged badly.
You got NO neck, ya house got NO ceiling, you eat chicken with NO meat, and ya window IS ya front door.

Oooohh cannoned!
by Ben Berkowitz March 19, 2008
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Stupid shit someone can say. Anything that boasts an ego or just sounds downright ridiculous.
Did you hear what he just said? "Let my fists do the talking?" That sounds like a cannonism.
by TrollMasterGeneral September 24, 2011
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v. to deny, shutdown, or reject
n. a statement made rejecting a particular person
Dude, I just got cannoned by that girl! She wouldn't give me her number.
by Gangster A July 24, 2008
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Pretty cool when he says the n word. He also makes fun of furries.
Did you meet Cannon?

Yeah he's cool although some people think he's mean.
by Poopyhead-fartbrain June 26, 2020
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A person who usually has a very very large package. Usually has a little bit of chubbiness but the girls find him sexy anyway. Everyone wants to be around him at all times and he is very funny.
Dang..... how does cannon get all of those girls.... i wish i was him
by bamafan29 October 17, 2011
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