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Canned Ham 

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.
I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.
Canned Ham by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014
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canned ham 

To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.
"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."
canned ham by Palmer Holland February 23, 2009

Canned ham 

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.
Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.
Canned ham by pilotdude August 4, 2010

Canned Ham 

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
Canned Ham by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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