Canned Ham

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.

I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.

by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014

canned ham

To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.

"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."

by Palmer Holland February 24, 2009

Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude July 10, 2010

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022