Canned Ham
The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.
Canned Ham by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014
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canned ham by Palmer Holland February 23, 2009
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Canned ham by pilotdude August 4, 2010
Canned Ham
I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.
Canned Ham by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022
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